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Damn the man! Save the Empire!: 20 Ways to Survive a Horror Movie »

A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.

1. Don’t have sex.

Seriously

Abstinence is key.

2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.

I don’t care how good he says his weed is

he is cuckoo bananas

and…

:D

Either that or a mental institute. Or else there would no longer be much of the human race left D:

Either that or a mental institute. Or else there would no longer be much of the human race left D:

me: at least I have you guys, right?
social life: no
good looks: no
good grades: no 
tumblr messages: no 
money: no 
boyfriend: no
job: no

shadesofsky:

it’s time for the tizzle wizzle show!

it’s time for the tizzle wizzle show!

Black is not a color.

Anonymous

Yeah, its the absence of light and color. Nice going genius! Btw thats a statement not a question :D

Keanu Reeves is a vampire.

legendsneverperish:

autumnovertures:

Now, look at this:

That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.

His body never was found.

Then, look at this:

An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.

Compare them:

HOLY SHIT

O-O

lovequotesrus:

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Hey, whaddaya know, I'm back on facebook!
Hiya, people! If you're reading this, chances are you're stalking me, but I'll tell you about myself anyways because I'm bored and procrastinating.
First of all
- THE GAME. If you have no idea what thats all about, then please kindly get off the face of this planet.
- I. LOVE. FLUFFEH. UNICORNS. ESPECIALLY PINK ONES
- I like running and stuffz
- My fav color is either blue or black.
- YES. COLOR.
- Freedom is the power to say 2+2=4. Once you take that away, you're taken almost everything. CHINA >.>
- Chinese government/education/pollution/ethics =DOUBLEPLUSUNGOOD
- I like smart people.
- Yes, I've read twilight. And NO. I don't like twilight. Hate the book, films, the ideas. Just stupid angsty teens.
- I think friday is actually pretty catchy, but its fun to make fun of. But seriously, give Rebecca Black a break! She's like 13, and she had to leave her school because people were teasing her so much!
- "Suit up". BARNEY. STINSON. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE GAY.
- Model minority FTW!
- Shinedown ROCKS
- Squishy fishies!
- Hi5! JELLYFISH!
- My real name is Petrovski Rhimshkov and I escaped from the gulag with KOMRADES
- Explosions. Ohmigoshilovethem.
- I WANT A GIRL WITH A SHORT SKIRT- AND A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG JACKET
- I like photography.
- Psychology is cool too.
- I love swimming.
- (.Y.) Take a look at that. If you know what this is, ignore it. If you don't, then DOESN'T IT LOOK LIKE A FACE???
- Wow, if you're still reading you must be obSESSED
- Special fried rice, blue waffles, mmmmm

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